Status Updates From The Girl of Fire and Thorns...

“How am I supposed to help you? I’m just a girl and I eat too much”. Me too girlfriend

Quit calling her fat lmao :(

Sad to report the heroine got skinny through her trials in the desert which is annoying but unsurprising. Despite that I think the plot is pretty compelling and I’m excited to keep reading to the end.

Something fresh- main character is not just chosen and a princess etc but she is curvy and loves snacks. I’m more into it than I thought I’d be!