Status Updates From GuRu: RuPaul's Spiritual Me...

"some ppl are so poor all they have is money" wow

"ppl who are quick to point out the bitchiness of drag queens have probably never spent time with straight guys on a basketball court. straight guys can be SUPER bitchy" like literally what's w the animosity

"ultimately, [when you show effort is] about the love you give and the love you allow yourself to receive. everything else fades away"
the phrase 'please refrain from' should be forever replaced with 'bitch please.' catching a cold is your body's way of saying 'bitch you need to sit yo ass down'"
exactly

"avoid dumb people"

"never underestimate the power of a smoky eye"

"as an adult, i dress up every day, except on halloween" Ru is so funny boycotting halloween. he' doesn't like that it's only 1 designated day to dress up🤣

"happiness is wanting what you already have"
"i bow down to anyone who will wear a false eyelash between the hours of 9am and 5pm. i bow at their feet bc it's a true commitment to glamazon. and ofc extra points for lower lashes. glamazon DEFINED"
"you must be willing to see yourself from outside yourself" on nudging proportions for drag. this is so important to me and integral to drag and drag haters alike imo

“if i’m in a limo, i will tell the driver that i’ll get my own door. it’s important for me to be self-sufficient”. GIRL, LMFAO!

so random. one second she’s talking about consciousness and then about space and then suddenly eye liner. oh and also there’s a prayer to joan crawford lmfao.

did not expect rupaul to tell me to pray, meditate, and ask for help 😭

“we are all god in drag” ok period

jane fonda?!