Status Updates From Verliebt in den Rancher

Issa One Man's Trash Hangover!😭 not feeling this! 😫😫

WTF?! No!!!!

“Have you seen a doctor?”
“Who, Doc Snyder? I might as well paint it on the water tower in six-foot letters."

“Let me inside, darlin’.”

This story is really good :-)

“Trust me?” Linc asked with a smile.'

Sigh, this is so Aladdin, LOL.

“Do I look all right?” he asked, wishing he didn’t need the reassurance.
“There’s just one thing missing.” Linc reached up to cradle Jonah’s head in his hands and bent down to bring their lips together.'

OMG <3 <3 <3

" The only way you’ll get someone to sleep with you will be to bed down with your stupid cows!”

Ouch, that lady character is... something.

'Linc in a denim shirt, blue jeans, and boots, his hair still brushing his collar…. Jonah really needed to remember to schedule him for a haircut.'

Jonah takes his PA role pretty seriously...

' Melissa was on the West Coast WPRA tour, so maybe Linc was feeling a bit lonely.'

The poor guy, LOL.

God, Linc is so swoonworthy :-)

“So what looks good to you?” Linc asked when Jonah returned to studying the menu.'

LOL, is that guy fishing for compliments or what?

“So, what do you have a taste for?” Linc asked as they rode the elevator to the parking garage.'

Try not to say 'You.'

“Whatever I pay you, it isn’t enough,” Linc said. “Effective today you’re getting a ten percent raise.”

Whatever will happen in this story, I'm already in love with Linc <3

LOL, that's a nice way of telling your hot boss that you're gay AND single.

Just a little break from all the bloodshed :-)

MC: I'm supposed to be doing this instead of telling you my life story. Me: (rolling my eyes) it was hardly your life story. You told him ONE thing; if that's your life story, please go on a trip or something. Next sentence: other MC thinks that it was hardly the guy's life story. Me: hahahaha! I like it when writers call the characters on their obvious crap.

MC: oh, I don't know if I'll be able to control myself because he is just so yummy! Me: uh, he's straight, as far as you know. And if he's not, he hasn't shown you that he's interested in you. If you were straight and you were thinking this about a woman, you would be completely reviled. Gender equality.