Status Updates From Hollywood Roommates

"She’s like a ray of sunshine in my otherwise dark life."
A line like this will ALWAYS eat 💕 The exact type of cheesy romantic phrase I needed to get back into the swing of things

Also can I add how much of an ick it is for me when they don’t use lube doing anal. It’s her second time but don’t worry the water from the shower is enough. Wow.

“I loved you from the moment you first walked in that door” and there’s your insta love

But it’s more then that. I feel like I know absolutely nothing about this character except she’s a lawyer and a lesbian. The character just isn’t developed and the author is leaning into the characters sexual preference to make her stand out but it’s just making it glaring obvious how lacking in character development everyone character is.

The writing just feels like the author is trying too hard. Every time there’s a scene with the friend (who’s a lesbian) it’s brought up that yes she’s a lesbian, of course she thinks girls are hot, she didn’t notice the guys are hot cause she like girls. I get it, kudos for the character, I love reading a good sapphic romance but it’s like if we aren’t reminded EVERY time we’ll forget

The part where they consent to letting all 3 of the guys kiss her is weird- it’s just weirdly and awkwardly written. Like I cringed listening to the dialogue and thought how old are you guys? Cause it sounds like a bad highschool play

This scene is similar to the show New Girl and that’s all I could picture while reading about her storming her ex’s house and taking back her TV

Says she still in love with ex boyfriend who broke up with her that day and hope it doesn’t take too long to get over him- I wanted to see how king between now and when she’s in love with the guys

She TEMPORARILY moving in to a house. She doesn’t know this guy but the first thing she says when he shows her the room is “it’s so bland- white walls, white sheets, white furniture…. Nothing a little decorating and a fresh coat of paint won’t fix” is she, is she serious? I thought for sure she was joking and would laugh. Nope dead serious. YOUR TEMPORARILY STAYING DUMBASS