Status Updates From Fangs & Fins (Blood, Bloom,...

This is so strange...

Love this So far!! Ordered the rest of series I love it that much!!

Forget these vampires and mermen and whatever, gimme Orin and his non-depressing fae self and a bookshop any day.

As God is my witness I will finish this book!!!!

Also? Just once I’d like to see the “chosen one” be like, okay I didn’t agree to any of this and second I am NOT FIGHTING MY STEPSISTER TO A DUEL TO THE DEATH so you can all go die in a hole, thanks for your time.

I’m going to have to write this, aren’t I.

I have the urge to shake everyone until their teeth rattle

Will someone please ask the right questions such as, what the hell is going on, what does being a champion mean, and why the hell do my step sister and I keep being separated???

Dean does not seem as chill this time around, which is disappointing, but I am here for the way Calder Poole nopes out of all these uncomfortable situations

This book gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “high school boys are freaks”

Already Dean ride or die, Leopold’s name was mentioned and out loud I uttered “EFF LEOPOLD” so it’s going well