Status Updates From Pogo The Complete Syndicate...

'Now, what's all that hogwash about numbers? One and one is two...two and two is four...what're you up to? One an' one is eleven...two an' two is twenny-two...that's what we got schools for...what are you guys? Communists?'

'When we get up there we're gonna build a forty-two storey telescope...'

'What for?'

'We're gonna focus it on the earth and try to figure out what in Moses is goin' on down there.'

'Soon as you humans destroy all animal life on earth us insects take over --- Got my eye on a top job in the State Department.'

'I could cast a decidin' vote for me.'

'Hut tut -- It hasta be majority vote..your way would make it one apiece.'

'Everything bein' equal..yes! But I'm biggern you two -- I'm twice as equal.'

'Sorry -- I got the law on my side an' besides, I'm countin' the votes.'

'How kin he write the memoirs of our experience when we ain't had it yet?'

'Mebbe the time to remember a lot of stuff is before you starts."

Ever-lovin' endearing Pogo, the best and most endearing drawn comic nonsense I know.