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17776: What football will look like in the future
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Nicholas is 60% done

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Enya Partis is 16% done

— Feb 11, 2026 02:09AM Add a comment

crisis is 72% done

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crisis is 68% done

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Serena is 20% done

um holy shit?? holy shit? holy shit????

ham ham ham ham ham ham ham

— Feb 04, 2026 04:43AM Add a comment

Alex Layton is 80% done

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Jonathan Lu is 73% done

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Georgia Musumeci is 24% done

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Jonathan Lu is 42% done

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liv is 28% done

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Jonathan Lu is 27% done

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Jonathan Lu is 15% done

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Jonathan Lu is 11% done

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Jonathan Lu is starting

— Jan 14, 2026 06:27AM Add a comment

Nicholas is 20% done

— Jan 13, 2026 05:18PM Add a comment

nitra is 68% done

I did not expect to find THE CAVES OF ALTAMIRA from the album THE ROYAL SCAM by STEELY DAN in this

— Jan 11, 2026 10:31AM Add a comment

nitra is 67% done

i have no idea how much percent im actually on

oh my god.... rest in peace centennial light

— Jan 11, 2026 10:27AM Add a comment

nitra is 14% done

EIGHT MILLION

— Jan 11, 2026 10:06AM Add a comment

nitra is 14% done

the point of play is to distract yourself from play being the point.

17776 years and this is the sentence bro comes up with

— Jan 11, 2026 10:03AM Add a comment

nitra is 12% done

HWHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE SUN?? WHYS IT RISING AGAIN?! WE'RE IN ALASKA NOW DUMMY

gonna pretend like the past 2 chapters didnt just remind me how impossibly large the universe is and we'll probably never explore all of it

— Jan 11, 2026 10:00AM Add a comment

Grace S is 5% done

idek how far in i am

— Jan 10, 2026 09:46PM Add a comment

Grace S is starting

reading this during the bears packers playoff game feels right

— Jan 10, 2026 08:34PM Add a comment

Alex Layton is 60% done

— Jan 08, 2026 11:42AM Add a comment

liv is 8% done

went into this almost completely blind so

born 1956…. year 17776… still playing football. i assume humans have stopped aging but to what degree??

— Jan 07, 2026 12:04AM Add a comment

Alex Layton is 40% done

— Jan 06, 2026 01:49PM Add a comment

Tommy Fitzgerald is on page 20

— Jan 06, 2026 03:54AM Add a comment

Alex Layton is 20% done

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1000ena is 36% done

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1000ena is 20% done

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nitra is 7% done

Wtf am i doing reading a beautiful web story about football in the year 17776 as witnessed by space probes. At 5:18 am. No i sstop now I sleep then read more Yes.

Bookmark at : What is this?

— Jan 02, 2026 01:19PM Add a comment

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