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And there goes Troy. Much slaying of everyone in myriad ways. It was good day to be Antenor and be able to call in the favor of having put up the Greek princes last they were in town. Not a good day to be Hector’s baby Astyanax

Cassandra and Laocoön the only ones who see it coming… is Odysseus embarrassed waiting inside the house that they guessed the plot so precisely? Perhaps thematically what’s important is that Troy falls not (really) by Greek scheme but by intimation and their own ignorance

Talk about emotional whiplash, Oenone. 🙄

Neoptolemus kicking ass and taking names, despite quality smack-talk from the Trojan princes. Zeus finally agrees to let this war end, though it will be four more chapters of death beforehand