Status Updates From El rey de mimbre

Esto es lo mas toxico que he leido en mi vidaaa

Ya se empezaron a poner negras las paginaass

of course his favorite song is gloria

“They were only seventeen. The world was so big and they were very small and there was no one around to stop terrible things from happening.”

ok well i remember when in Icarus someone said roger was dead from drug overdose and i was like oh no was it the same roger from twk? and now i read about roger’s drug problem and i am connecting the dots but i still feel like you guys should put me in an asylum. im not well. this is my 7th time reading this. this is a cry for help

the strokes concert… for fifteen dollars… august bateman you will burn in hell for blowing that off. it shouldve been me

omfg i forgot about the “do you LIKE like me” paper piece. how did i forget about that. holy shit. im so normal guys <3

why is he eating spaghetti with a spork. does he know something we dont

Dnf After 91 pages. I don’t believe teenagers talk like that, and that’s just one of my issues with this.