Status Updates From Band Sinister

don't you dare. I spent the middle two chapters distracted by the worry I was going to have to burn my kindle, don't you dare put them up another tree and actually do it this time.

The tone is kind of >.>
Like, I don't hate it but it has some part of me on edge. I could really have done without the literal spit-take in the opening, or opening with a fic in the fic, and maybe "plank" would land different if I'd never seen Ed, Edd, and Eddy, but I have.

Guy Frisby is what used to happen every week outside my window in college