Status Updates From Gravity's Rainbow

This book......... on the last day of finals I will return it to the library and never check it out again.

WTF—do I hate it? Do I love it? It’s strip down and run naked through a shopping mall screaming FIRE! Will never take another shit without wondering whether the porcelain is going to swallow me whole. Having migraines since page one. Unable to masturbate. Threw it across the room the other day, rolling my eyes, yelling “This is so fucking stupid!” Then had a Cadillac margarita and went to pick it up. Goddammit.

The people who say that this novel doesn’t have a protagonist are actually insane and I am convinced they must not have read it.