Status Updates From The Golden Fool (Tawny Man,...

The funniest thing abt this is that after having it out with the Fool at max level dramatics, Fitz decides he should be calmer when having disagreements and finds that it works splendidly. If only he had learned that sooner

Oh wow that somehow got worse

“Now you have doomed us both to recall it forever.”

Hello? Girl that’s disgusting behavior

OH NO SHOOT ME PLS

Oh this was not the admission I wanted

Yeah throw away the one true Skill user’s suggestions okay that makes so much sense guys

Such as he’s afraid there’s a Vestrit among the emissaries that would recognize a certain sailor named Amber

I think Nettle should come to Buckkeep simply bc I live for the drama