Status Updates From Around Harvard Square

Folks, he’s done it! An objectifying and creepy sentence about a woman’s breasts in a painting, likening them to “newly peeled fruit.” Apparently, they were “glistening.”

I need male authors to STOP DESCRIBING WOMEN IN THIS WAY. IT IS DEGRADING AND SEXIST. They would never say this s**t about a man!!

These kids CROSSED A PICKET LINE OF STRIKERS. which you NEVER EVER DO. EVER!!!!! And all just to get breakfast from the freshman hall. 🙄 there’s a million breakfast places around Harvard, which are ALL better options than crossing a picket line!!!

“Her green hair dropped dead straight to her bare bony shoulders, which looked sculpted from the ivory tusks of poached elephants.”

THIS IS WHY MEN
ARE *BANNED* FROM WRITING DESCRIPTIONS OF WOMEN.

And this goes on for a paragraph further.