Status Updates From Assume the Worst

Thank you for asking but I am assuming the worst. RIP the dream.

"Spending all your waking hours doing only what feels good is a viable life plan if you're a Labrador retriever, but for humans it's a blueprint for unemployment, divorce and irrelevance." (8)

“Stupidity is a real-world pandemic from which there’s no refuge, even at college.”


Man there’s some real good one liners in this thing.

“I’d begin with a raw appraisal of the real world: It’s pretty f*cked up.”

Would you believe me if I told you one of my elementary school teachers gave me this to read? :D