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This can be used for groundbreaking research on the intelligibility of unintelligible language for those suffering with aphasia 😊

Why not?

The longest chapter, 3.3, of Finnegans Wake completed. The final part is terrifying as they mock and threaten the accused with hanging. Almost like a horror story here. Had some tears in my eyes at the conclusion of the beauty of it. When I finish this book, and I will -- coming on to page 400 -- I will give you all some tips on how to do this thing.

Nuah-Nuah, Nebob of Nephilim!

While the queenbee he staggerhorned blesses her bliss for to feel her funnyman’s functions Tag. Rumbling.
Tiers, tiers and tiers. Rounds.

It's insane how many 21st century words, phrases and memes are in this thing, but s'pose if you devise every word possible, you're going to hit on a few. I will finish this litany gladly. Onward!

Ég ætla bara að segja það strax: Mjög óliklegt að ég klári þessa bók. Og það sem hef lesið hingað til hef ég mestmegnis lesið upphátt – eða að lágmarki muldrað. Strax kominn í fimm stjörnur samt. En þetta er svolítið einsog að hlaupa fjóra járnkarla í röð í dásamlegu landslagi. Eða reykja rosalega mikið af krakki á meðan maður rúnkar sér á rifjárni. Gottvont. Og algerlega óskiljanlegt.

I'm not even shitting, this might be the best book ever. Everything in the world is in here. It would take a lifetime of study to get to the bottom of it (no one ever has, apparently), but the fun of the punning alone on a surface read makes it worthwhile.