Status Updates From Don't Cheat Me (Nora Jacobs...

Oh gawd!

“Down, boy. I’m not ready to turn furry and have your pups.” 🤣

“ “A lot of people deserve more than they have. And plenty have more than they deserve.” I shrug. “That’s just life. No use dwelling on what could or should be. Best to learn to be happy with what you’ve got.”

my fave girl 🥹

“Ever heard the term fresh meat?”
“Gee, how charming.”

“I will. I’ll be hiding in the corner with my best friend, mocking all the stuffy rich people”

“Rest for a week. I’m not kidding. A full week. At least.”I roll my eyes. “Yes, Mother.”
😂

“I groan and close my eyes as I sink back into the pillows behind my head. “I must be really out of it right now, because I can’t believe I’m about to say yes to that.” 🤣🤣

“Oh, that little liar,” 😂