Status Updates From Just Like Animals (Werelock...

No thoughts, just porn. The title should’ve been an indication, but I guess I am dense.

Hshdhj they got Bethenny thinking miles pack is evil crying this is soo funny

This man is such a dumbass it ain't even funny anymore

Gotta say this and no light both have an amazing sense of humor

“There’s a Loch Ness Monster living in the lake and the hills are alive with Nazis, so”—I shrugged—“I’ll probably have to burn a lot of sage around here for a while.”
In truth, I was pretty sure the Salvatella estate had been built over a Hellmouth like the one in Sunnydale on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

“When love is not madness, it is not love.”

Chapter 22 🔥🔥🔥

“No one ever found daybreak by avoiding night. Only by passing through it.”

“He who is to ‘dwell in the devouring fire’ is the pure soul, Raul. He who is able to withstand ‘everlasting burnings’ is the righteous—the one who has known darkness, but can now walk with the light.”

“She was never your girl. She was always mine, he seethed. “You’re the one who got lucky. And now that luck has run out.”
“Take a good look at my girl, Gregg, because it’s the last time you’ll ever see her.”

“Bearing witness to unrequited love is almost as painful as engaging in it.”

“The way Raul had first looked at me standing out there on my front porch that day: Like a drowning man looks at a lifeline. Like my aunt looked at limited-edition Louboutins. Like my dad still looked at my mom when she wasn’t paying attention.”

Pausing for now. Too many subplots for me to feel engaged right now.