Status Updates From Escape Room

I feel like there’s half a book missing in here somewhere. We’re just bulldozing our way through the development portion of our story

Or you just never took the time to get to know your best friend

Ugh. Alissa is kind of a jerk.

Look, I’m not saying attractiveness doesnt come with its own price, but… eff off with that crap. You both are so busy being “it’s so hard to be pretty” but what did you both do? Pick the prettiest person you could find.

Lowkey this book is very underwhelming 😔