Status Updates From Heaven's Design Team, Vol. ...

I will have to tell my friend who's obsessed with siphonophore about this series. I'm starting to fall in love with siphonophore and I'm not huge on sea creatures in general. They're one of our world's few hivemind creatures and I think that's neat.

This is like that thing on tumblr where god is drunk and making plants and animals, except it's a bunch of angels in a board room. I love the bug team. They're a bunch of random angels who hyper-fixated on bugs one time and now they're stuck there. The lady who gives them bug assignments is the hottest angel in existence, so they don't want to leave. Put me on the bug team. I swear I love bugs ;)

94% of giraffes observed doing mating rituals (in one study in Tanzania) were pairs of two males. Nobody told me giraffes were super gay! omg I have to tell my friend who loves giraffes.