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"don't buy anything thats 109% wool.
u cant be friends w people who call after 11pm."

"never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from" my brain is doing backflips im confused by this sentence

"i envy all asian women. i mean have u ever seen an asian woman whose hair looks bad? no you haven't. why is this?" lmaooooo this book is cracking me up i love being a woman

this is funny

siento que es mi segunda madre hablandome