Status Updates From Theft: A Love Story

У мене два питання:
1. Як я це читала 16 років тому?
2. Коли вже кінець цієї книги?

“You silly cunt,” I said, “you’ll cook yourself.”
In reply he farted. What a little flower he was.

Curiosity killed the cat and right now they're doing my autopsy bcs wtf is this

This is torture but im also curious about what its gonna lead to. What exactly is the plot?

What a weird book

"I was as docile as a big old Labrador quietly farting by the fire." "my continual horniness" i hate this kind of writing. You can really tell its a man