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Page 83: The entire page! I’ve never read anything more relatable in my life! The entire page!
— May 01, 2026 03:19PM
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“What does that mean,” I ask, “being too Hazel-y?”
Turning with a dish towel in her hand, she shrugs. “I tend to be too chatty, too silly, too exuberant, too random, too eager.” She spreads her hands. “Too Hazel-y.”
She is all of these things, but it’s actually why I like her. She’s entirely her own person. 🖤
— May 01, 2026 03:10PM
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Turning with a dish towel in her hand, she shrugs. “I tend to be too chatty, too silly, too exuberant, too random, too eager.” She spreads her hands. “Too Hazel-y.”
She is all of these things, but it’s actually why I like her. She’s entirely her own person. 🖤
