Status Updates From Full House (Full #1)

sometimes love hits you fast and hard, and sometimes it just eases along like a lazy river when you least expect it

Sometimes she wished she could stop time and just enjoy these precious moments.

Marriage was a state of mind, she decided, not a piece of paper. She already felt married … and the ceremony on Saturday would probably mean more to her friends and family.

If you want to be heard, you have to make sense to people. Blowing up pots of geraniums just makes you look stupid.

Isn’t this the most boring Wednesday night you’d ever had to endure?

I was watching television.

Television isn’t any fun. You don’t get dressed up when you watch television. And nobody sees you.