Status Updates From How I Met Your Father

This whole idea of me reading the random stuff in my library is a mixed bag. Let's see how this goes.

“I didn’t care if this made me twisted – Airport talk, it turned me the fuck on” Oh this is just too good

I'm already laughing here - "I refuse to die by cloud fart" ??? Well that's a new one for flight turbulence at least. Hehehehehe So funny

Sweet story. *3.75 Stars*

Making space on my Kindle by reading a few short reads.

“I did. I tried to make our family work, until I couldn’t anymore.” He dropped the cigar, and crushed it under his shoe. “But, if I had to do it all over again, I’d do the same thing because those decisions made me who I am. And gave me everything good that I have.”

“When did we turn into such assholes?” I asked the room at large. “2005,” Matt answered.

“How do you do it? I get on a plane and no one will fork over a second bag of nuts for me. You walk in the door, and everyone in the room drops their pants.” “I’d like to point out that everyone in this room is wearing pants.”

Wow do all the characters main and secondary in this book do and say insensitive irritating childish things! Are they for real !???

Too many things I hated!!! First it started with a quickie witch isn't my thing but it was kinda well done? I could ivelook it but then he turns out to be the father of hos bf's bride ? Ughhh and then they barely talk then another quickie which is witnessed by his son!!! No, just NOOOOO! they dont even talk that much and the other charas are just soooo irritating and so unlikable! The whole thing is just stuuuupid

Wow. The bride and groom are kinda shitty.

I loved this. Justin and his ex band mates are funny. Now how is it that Justin has sex with a man in the airport, thinking he will never see him again. Only to be surprised that his best friend's new father in law is the man from the bathroom.

"Those were five words I wouldn't string together in this lifetime: Sorry I had you dad."