Status Updates From The Master Mind of Mars (Ba...

Another person makes it to mars and becomes the assistant of the taxidermist. He falls in love with a woman who had her body stolen by an old crowen he vows to help her retake her body. He and a few others whose bodies were switched kidnap those who stole their bodies and switch them back. Paxton marries Valadia with John Carter as best man. Xaxa the priestess killed, new jedak of phundal.