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Lexi makes me not want to have kids

There are so many lessons modern leaders could learn from Hammond’s inability to accept his own failures while blaming them on those he trusts most.

Dinosaurs are essentially birds. The raptors displayed a regimented, almost military, spatial arrangement on the beach. Grant finally figured out that they don’t want to escape the island but rather migrate. MIGRATE LIKE BIRDS

woooow didn’t expect to see Hammond tumble down a hill (scared by a recording of a T. rex roar his grandchildren were playing from the control room), broke his ankle, and is now being slowly killed by a few compy scavengers. Karma is a bitch I tell ya

“Hammond shook his head. He would do better next time.” oh my god… the island hasn’t even officially fallen yet and Hammond is already criticizing the entire team he chose for the park—blaming them for the fact that it failed. AND MENTIONED TWO VAULTS WITH MANY MORE FROZEN EMBRYOS. Man is already crafting a plan for the next park OMG

The hard part is indeed just beginning Mr. Gennaro, BUT THEY WERE ABLE TO CONTACT THE BOAT BEFORE THEY DOCKED HOORAH

Danggg if anyone in this book would be able to take on and kill three adult velociraptors, it would be Alan Grant, AND ALAN GRANT IT WAS INDEED! He was so smart to lead them to the hatchery and use the eggs (raptors are known to eat Dino eggs) with injected poison in them