Status Updates From Wicked Wedding (Left at the...

Aaaaand Avril went from innocent bystander to officially a villain. Listen, I dislike using the saying "girl's girl" but Avril is *not* one. I cannot believe she'd tell him to lie to girlfriend about his sexual relationship and hide his past! I'm so disgusted by that! This is like a romantic tragedy, not a romance

Wow. That takes COMPLETELY lack of self-awarness to introduce your new girlfriend — who was recently lied to and cheated on by her fiance, his best friend and HER best friend — to your best friends who you were previously in a sexual relationship with and NOT FUCKING TELL HER! That's such bullshit. Idk if he can grovel his way out of this. That is pretty much unforgivable to me.

The way they've been telegraphing what will obviously be the third-act break-up when she finds out that he was in a 3-way relationship with his best friends and also a member of the sex club where her ex-fiance and maid of honor has a threesome with the best man is hilariously OTT. There's practically a sign that says "THIS WILL BE A HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM LATER!" 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Ummm, mentioning the ex who cheated on her had a freakishly big dick is an instant turnoff, even if she tries to temper it with "But he didn't know what to do with it" If dick size is mentioned at all, the MMC has to be the big one. I'm sure she was just trying to make it more realistic but really, that's not a reality we need.