Status Updates From Edge of Nowhere (Nowhere, #1)

Me checking the sample to decide if I want to read it right now: sex pollen! Why didn't you lead with that?! Obviously reading immediately.

From the blurb:
Can he trust the cynical young smuggler?

Han Solo was a cynical young smuggler...

I knew it, it was another runner.

"Of course, sir. My apologies."

Emil just threw down the gauntlet only to bend down to pick it up, and lick corporate boots while he was down there. Dude is NOT good at negotiating or, you know, not showing his hand.

Also: I was wrong about the poltergeist. Apparantly those are a thing in this universe. And it wasn't the more likely hungry runner explanation.

A food-stealing poltergeist, eh?
Oh, I dunno, I could think of an explanation for that. Honestly... aren't y'all supposed to be scientists? You can't think of *any* possible explanation? *deadpan stare*