Status Updates From My Bought Virgin Wife

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Huge deal that hair

I finally get a hero named Di Fiore and I don't like him so much. And I kind of don't like the heroine either. I told my husband to be on call in case I need to vent. He went fishing.... What a chicken!!! LOL

Would the son of a modern drug dealer really feel like he *had* to teach himself how to dance in order to be a *gentleman*? Why not learn how to joust instead?

"I was outraged by the suggestion that I had bought her, that I was still just a scumbag from the streets. So I made up my mind to make love to her constantly, while demeaning her with catty little put downs and weirdly effeminate mannerisms. Because payback is the only thing I learned in the gutter." CC honey, your heroes just keep getting cooler!

It takes a special kind of stupid moron to use the words "aristocratic" and "blue-blooded" back to back in the same sentence.

p. 104 Our hero just keeps getting cooler! "Do something with your hair," I told her, aware of feeling very nearly . . . savage. Ah, yes. And UNAWARE of sounding very nearly . . . gay!

On page 96, the moronic hero brags about HIS CAR! "He helped her into his expensive sports car, which was more a work of art than an automobile." Oh I am SO impressed. Or as Brian Wilson and Mike Love put it back in 1963: "CHECK my CUSTOM MACHINE . . ." I just hope this insufferable cretin ends up racing all the way . . . to Deadman's Curve!

H was called monster. And he was awful as far as I’ ve read. Mmmmm, yummy. :)

Did you ever have a nightmare that you can't wake up from? This one is like THE GUARDIAN'S VIRGIN WARD all over again! "My father always hated me . . . for my curly hair!" "I escaped from the slums of Madrid just by being cooler than the rest! That's why I need a wife . . . who's cool!"

Will you people please just f****ing GROW UP?!?

This one feels like it could be a historical romance, with the virgin heroine being married off to the bastard Duke