Status Updates From The Wishing Bones

Nearing the end now...

"She said, unsmiling, "Ye tickle a naked pirate with the points of a trident and he'll do almost anything ye want."
Incubina added, "And sometimes things ye'd rather he didn't."'

Um

This is pretty good 🙂

"Every so often, when he was singing, Giacomo would look at me and I would feel as if little pink crabs were scuttling all over the back of my neck.
Who'd have thought that sensation could be so very pleasant?"

If this is an attempt at romance, please stop 🙏🙏 Romance in middle grade is just 😖😖

The parts in this are soooo short 👀 I mean, Part 1 was 40 pages and Part 2 was 5 pages!! I dunno why but that bothers me 😂😂🙈🙈

The second hand embarrassment 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I love the setting for this- Venice in the 1700s is just so interesting to read about 🥰

Noo, I don't like it when the MC 'talks' to the reader. It's so irritating 🙈🙈

In the mood for some middle grade, so I'm gonna give this a try
Hope it's good 🤞