Status Updates From Sing You Home

everytime a max chapter comes up i Loudly heave a big sigh and say “oh my god i don’t CARE” to myself. like im trying my hardest to relay that to max himself. girl he is a fictional character…but he’s so ANNOYING

“As if someone watching me walk away might think, That’s not what I expected”

Right bc her mega church attending ex husband was stunned to find out she “turned” gay “unexpectedly”. meanwhile her own mother only needed a week of thinking it over to realize that she’s still her daughter no matter the unexpected choices she makes for herself. Choices that she makes bc she’s truly happy now 👍

(talking about their unexpected meeting with max) “He looks like the kid from high school
who thought if he dressed like the cool guys he’d become one by default, except it never really works that way”

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKIMG LINE IN THIS BOOK LMAO

“But now I see that this isn’t the case, that there is a difference between someone you call your ‘other half’ at a cocktail party and someone who truly completes you”

OH MY FUCKING GOD

zoe finally telling max about her dating vanessa….and he takes that opportunity to go to her home, almost with someone from the church who is an “ex gay”, and try to convert them to being straight and turning to god. i think that was the hardest chapter to read so far, but i just know there are people that have gone through worse.

omg them actually communicating…..zoe’s religious psychosis ex could never

i love lesbians

“In this, I suppose, they have something in common with the people they are slandering”

Oh my GOD