Status Updates From The Perfect Child
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Melissa Euyoque
is 90% done
EXCUSE ME. HOW IS THIS KID NOT SENT TO A MENTAL FACILITY
— 11 hours, 36 min ago
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Melissa Euyoque
is 75% done
Thank god he’s alive. I want to puke
— 12 hours, 23 min ago
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Melissa Euyoque
is 75% done
I literally don’t think i can read this anymore. The baby is now involved and I’m gonna throw up
— 12 hours, 25 min ago
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Melissa Euyoque
is 59% done
If my man suggested that shit to me after having a baby I’d light him on fire.
— 13 hours, 21 min ago
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Melissa Euyoque
is 48% done
And now this man is starting to piss me awwwf
— 18 hours, 42 min ago
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Melissa Euyoque
is 37% done
I’d be crying every night if a child acted this way towards me
— 20 hours, 33 min ago
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