Status Updates From Virgin In The City

“I’m not a calendar, doll face. I’m a man who knows what he wants. And I know that I want you, and it’s never going to change.”

Pure sugar. And not always good sugar.

And of course the ring has to be 5 carats. I mean you've known this girl for 5 minutes so a carat a minute.

I mean of course he has to propose. After all that drama a proposal is exactly what's called for.

Okay. All this I Love You, You're the One, blah blah blah. And then something happens and he don't even give her the opportunity to explain herself. He saw how naive this girl is and he's just going to shut her down like that. I'm so tempted to stop reading.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. She has to get permission from this guy to allow her guests access to the floor of her apartment!? Its none of his business who she wants to allow to visit her. And she actually thinks it's cute. "I'm not sure if I want to roll my eyes or smile at his overprotectiveness." Seriously? It's been like 2 weeks since you met!

I love the name of the bakery. Patty Cakes. :)

Is it me or shouldn't there be some red flags going up when a guy who owns the building you live on uses the key he has to your apartment to let himself in? And his excuse is because he knocked and you didn't answer. Um...nope not ok.

Okay.
1. UFC Fighter and virgin meets quirky girl next door. Interesting!
2. Insta-love. Over the top feelings after a couple of weeks. Not a deal breaker.
3. Cutesy nicknames -doll face and Bear. Gag.
4. Wanting her to keep her hair braided so no one else gets to see her hair down. What!?