Status Updates From The Twits

Qué risas 😂 a las peques y a mi nos está gustando mucho.

... I am really glad therapy is more talked about nowadays

This chapter is titled... Mrs Twit gets a stretching

I can't even make this up

"Because it was worms!"

Not me only just remembering this book is basically about abusing your partner and being shocked at 28 the same way I was at 8

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it."

I would simply pass away if someone thought of me like this

"He was born a twit. And now at the age of sixty. He was a bigger twit than ever."

I know a faIr few people like this