Status Updates From Fallen Academy: Year One (F...

“I’d been in shock since the Devil himself opened a portal in the middle of my school exam and branded me with dark magic, . . .”

Yeah, I think I’d be shocked too. 😂🤣

yeahhhhh… what a shocking plot twist 🙄

This girl wants to go up against a demon who’s basically Lucifer and thinks she can win? When she’s not even remotely TRAINED??? 😭 Girl, you are so much more DUMB than I thought 🤌🏻 If this were in any way semi-realistic, you would die. But because this book is the way it is… NAH- SHE GUNNA LIVE. 😭 HUH? HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE???

Omg she’s so stupid

This is SUUUUUUUUUCH a 2010’s book that I just can’t 😭

I swear, it covers all the clichés: Single best friend who loves hot guys, a hot romantic interest where the queen bitch-I mean bee of the school is after him. New gay bestie who acts like a drag queen, and a super rare defies-all-odds-EXTREMELY-powerful-but-totally-incompetent-FMC. 😒

Idk how to think yet. I mean, this was the jam then. But….

“Umm, how exactly do I get my wings out?” God, it was so embarrassing.

It’s embarrassing that they didn’t tell you. It’s NOT your fault. This kind of humiliation is a form of bullying; and it is by far the worst. That’s because other people can’t tell it’s happening, even if they witness the act itself.

”…Fallen Academy is like high school on steroids.”

Besides my horrible mental health, high school was BORRRRINGGGG. 🥱

“Ohhhhh.” The car burst into frat boy noises of shame at my smug glare.

O.M.G this book was SOOOO written in the 2000’s 🤣🤣