Status Updates From The Porpoise

Oh wow, I thought I was being mean to Pericles when I said he was just as bad as Philippe, but oh boy, was I right! He never even saw his daughter past infancy and he imagines her face while having sex with a prostitute... I mean, 'overlaying' his wife's face over that of the prostitute is fine, and understandable; but his daughter? Okay, so every parent in this damned story suck horribly. Good to know.

Couldn’t get into it.

Pericles is as bad a father as Philippe... This book is giving me a bloody headache. I've no idea why I'm not DNF'ing it

Oh, joy, we've Charon, Styx or Acheron, and the souls of the dead in Hades...

Why the bloody hell are we in Shakespeare's time! 😑