Status Updates From Vamparazzi (Esther Diamond,...

just remembered this app exists so might as well mark off some progress. i’ve never been so enthralled in a book with no pictures.. like, ever. unironically the funniest book ever written. 10/10 so far👍

My favourite line so far is on page 12, where the mc describes her co lead as follows; “He told fans (among whom he included his fellow actors) that his role as Ruthven was so spiritually demanding for him, he needed a restorative drink between shows when we did two performances back-to-back. (The rest of us usually had a restorative pizza on those nights.)” I have laughed so hard, best $4.50 i’ve ever spent.