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Gen 28: Jacob is getting so many blessings. And it seems like he is about to build a church

Gen 27: ok so Jacob legit snaked Esau out of his birthright and his blessings. In my eyes Jacob and Rebecca are evil lowkey.

Gen 26: so basically everyone is cool with Issac and he is getting blessed up everywhere. Sweet

Gen 25: all I really got from this was that Esau sold Jacob his birthright. Pretty dumb. But also wrong to ask ur brother to do

Gen 24: dang last thing Abraham does is makes sure his son has a good wife. That’s tech.

Gen 23: this is honestly so wholesome. Sarah dies and the hitties just give him the best burial site. That’s good stuff

Gen 22: what I get from this is god will ask u to do things that seem impossibly hard. And as long as u go and try and do what was asked for u god will help u out

Gen 21: hype Sarah got to give birth to a son for Abraham. I sure hope he doesn’t sacrifice him

Gen 20: I won’t lie I don’t get this cause aimblak however u spell it seemed like a nice enough guy. Why lie about ur wife?

Gen 19: damn bro no wonder god wiped out sodom and gamora. The angels showed up and everyone turned into booty bandits wtf. And then the end lots daughters get him drunk and sleep with him. Wild.

Gen 18: oh no what’s gonna happen in sodom

Gen 17: damn circumcision was introduced early and not much context on it. But hey they all went home and got it done. And god promised Abraham and Sarah a son which is so good for them

Gen 16: damn that rough that that position happened. Having to share ur husband and then being ridiculed for doing what ur told

Gen 15: lot to unpack here. So basically the world is on evil bs. Abraham and his wife are old and not having children. And god says nah bro u gonna have a kid and infact ur 4th gen is gonna get shit on but eventually make it back here.

Gen 14: so Abraham takes bake Lot. Basically always help those even if u had to cut them out ja feel

Gen 13: this chapter taught me if ur homies are doing wrong and u ditch them and stay good God will favor you

Gen 12: so basically if god tells u to do something and u do it and everything up for u and fade for the haters. Abraham I don’t agree with pretending ur wife is ur sister tho.

Gen 11: Tower of Babel is interesting. It’s almost as if god didn’t intend for humans to be so connected with the entire world. I don’t like phones

Gen 10: basically a ton of background info on how Noah’s family spread. It is a cool thought that everyone came from this line

Gen 8: God ended the flooding and finally Noah was free again to live. And God also made a promise to never wipe all living creatures from earth again

Gen 7: I wonder how hard it was to get all of those animals lol. Good clutch Noah.

Gen 6: ok so I guess family lines don’t matter because the only line that continues is Seth to Noah. Noah is a chiller bro really clutched up for everyone

Gen 4-5: ok a ton of names. But if I am getting this right. Cains family line leads to a guy named lamech or something. But Seth’s family tree also leads to lamech who is the father of Noah. Tryna keep up