Status Updates From The Arrest (Sweet Valley Hi...

So I'm guessing the reason we all forgot about the big Brazil trip as Prom Queen prize is that everybody else did, too?? There has been nary a mention of it since late in ANTR. Maybe if Jess remembered that she won the trip, she wouldn't be so intent on stealing Todd just because she can.

Uh-oh, we have a new ghostwriter. Suddenly the amount of time between the prom and now is less than a week (which makes even less sense than before, because when would Sam be buried in this new timeline??), and Margo's baby-sitting clients in Ohio are no longer the wealthy Rossis, but the less-than-rich Smiths. C'mon, stop making me believe there wasn't an outline for this miniseries! :(