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Book full of disaster biseuxals

This book is comedy I need like an Alice Lowe or Anna Biller take on it

Love how Wanda meets this masochistic nerd king and she starts fujoing out about him lmaooo

“the bewitchingly beneficial influence that cats exert on highly sensitive and intelligent people; this has made these long-tailed graces of the animal kingdom, these sweet, spark-spraying electric batteries the darlings of a Mohammed, a Cardinal Richelieu, a Crébillon, a Rousseau, or a Wieland.”
“So a woman wearing fur,” cried Wanda, “is nothing but a big cat, a charged electric battery?”

Helpppp

I don’t think it was the author’s intention but I can definitely see how Severin is objectifying Wanda and irritating her lol

“A long pause. She was surely reciting a long monologue, which, translated into my language, could be summed up in a single word: “Ass.”

WELL

Wanda Dunajew
Blonde: 🚫
Skinny: ☑️
Rich: ☑️
Bitch: ☑️

i cant relate on the bdsm shit (hah i doubt a someone whose into bdsm could relare either, this is rather tame i think for contemporary tastes...?? idrk) but what an ugly reflection of the human heart and what a provocation to strive away from this ugliness. thats how i feel anyways... i have really very little taste for stories about rich people btw its hard to tolerate anything about living in a manor w/servants

severin needs to make up his mind

someone please tell me to stop picking up new books before i’ve finished the old ones

hmmmm.....

dk how to feel abt this yet i think maybe the author is just freakay

albo to będzie najlepsze co przeczytam albo największe rozczarowanie.