Status Updates From An Alabama Christmas (Holid...

Well, thank God! Alright, Trey! You heard my cry!

I know I'm supposed to be patient and understanding - he is a closeted virgin in a small town - but, quite frankly, Trey is getting on my nerves. Please get it the heck together so I can feel like I'm not stuck in a perpetual loop.

// “His eyes twinkled, popping against the backdrop of tanned skin and dark hair. I couldn’t quite tell if they were a muddy blue or a shiny brown, but I knew I could stare into them for hours. And I probably had.”

~ WHO’S letting all of these questionable authors publish books that have no business being published?!!?
This does NOT sound attractive, it doesn’t even make sense, and the hyperbole is ridiculous!!!!!!