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In the end, I got [my daughter] two scoops of oat chaff from Gunter Herbst — the stuff he normally fed his horse — and from the “Feed-Bowl” a special mix for canaries.

I mixed it all together, put it in a brown paper bag and wrote “WVV – Whole-Food Vegan Vitality” in wobbly handwriting. It looked so organic that she thought it was delicious: ate it every morning with mare’s milk.