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Ms. Smartarse
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It’s really astonishing with Ilse: a complete stranger asks her for directions, and after two minutes he already knows how [her husband] is supposed to be laid to rest one day. She loves talking about that. If one were unkind, one could assume she can hardly wait. But that would be unfair: she’s glad she still has him. Even if she looks sad when she can't accompany Gertrud and I to the widows’ club.
— Apr 21, 2026 04:05AM
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Ms. Smartarse
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“I can’t explain everything to you right now, but don’t worry. We’re on the trail of some grandchild‑scam fraudsters.”
“Oh, Mrs. Bergmann, what kind of adventure have you gotten yourself into this time? Is that why Mrs. Potter is out there dusting the rubber plant? You be careful!"
— Apr 20, 2026 12:11PM
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“Oh, Mrs. Bergmann, what kind of adventure have you gotten yourself into this time? Is that why Mrs. Potter is out there dusting the rubber plant? You be careful!"
Ms. Smartarse
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A forensic scientist can identify a person with just a few skin cells. Yet, when Kurt isn't wearing his glasses, he can't tell [his wife of 60 years] from the rubber plant apart.
— Apr 20, 2026 01:44AM
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Ms. Smartarse
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[People] are really touchy these days. The moment you don’t use your blinker, someone gets upset. Kurt says that anyone who knows him knows where he’s going, and anyone who doesn’t, well, it’s none of their business.
— Apr 18, 2026 11:25PM
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Ms. Smartarse
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Well, we call it the ‘senior association’ these days, not the retiree club, otherwise people start feeling slighted.
— Apr 17, 2026 09:25AM
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