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Sophia
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You know what, I’m kind of agreeing. He’s still a good father who cares for his children.
— Apr 11, 2026 02:00PM
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Sophia
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Honestly, I’m surprised he’s outright mentioning what went on between his parents, but I do think it’s an interesting reality when a married couple moves to a new country where the husband has more privileges, including friends, than his wife (sometimes none), which creates a power imbalance. It’s like if he cheats, what’s she going to do really, she doesn’t have anywhere to go.
— Apr 11, 2026 10:53AM
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Sophia
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He says he can’t imagine how others can’t conceive who Superman is without glasses.. introducing rab ne bana di Jodi.
— Apr 11, 2026 08:20AM
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Sophia
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His trips to France during school did not go well, that last story was, well, something. I’ve been to France four times, and the best part to this day was that biryani I had.
— Apr 08, 2026 10:26AM
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Hitu
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Using famous rap lines as chapter titles is a brilliant idea, because hip-hop is big part of Romesh's life but also makes everything feel cohesive.
— Mar 31, 2026 10:37AM
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