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Cyd Zach
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WHY WOULD YOU JUST WALK AROUND WITH A PAPER THAT HAS THE NUCLEAR CODES ON IT!?? WHAT THE HELL
— 21 hours, 24 min ago
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Cyd Zach
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Is this Cabin situation supposed to be Camp David?
— 21 hours, 33 min ago
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Cyd Zach
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Ill say it heating Israel being spoken of as an ally is really scary (ik they are currently but they are also war criminals)
— Aug 05, 2026 10:05AM
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Cyd Zach
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How can they rule out Karolyn? Like she is right there and would be the easiest to rule out - that makes her the perfect person to have done it
— Aug 05, 2026 10:01AM
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Cyd Zach
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Im going to be so honest here, its great to hear about a president thats willing to take accountability, even if its fictional.
— Aug 05, 2026 07:33AM
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