Status Updates From Love at Furst Sight (Built ...

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"... lighting up every bit of her insides, pressing hard against every sensitive inch of her sheath."
I guess this is the shrew in me talking but yo I just ate

“I don’t want you to miss out on a cool bear lady."
Here we go

She about to fuck this bear I guess

Just NBD having convos with wolves now

You mean..
Love at Furst Sight

Dude comes at me with this kind of story and I'm making Larry David faces

“Just my opinion, ma’am, but if you want life to be peaceful, I suggest taking up with a man in town. Lots of men could offer you a good home there, and they need a woman."
Fuck offfffffffff

I mean as far as contrived conflicts go, this is pretty damn stupid.

YOU MAN! YOU STUPID STUPID MAN!

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They are making memory foam sound like the actual worst

Look. If your tongue is straight "clashing" with a clit..I mean. Sounds painful? Cool cool if you're into that though.

This weirdo is going insist on fucking outside at least once ugh

Gosh imagine if you could live out in the boonies without any worry about crazy rednecks making your life a living hell

Womp womp

Ok but low key totally have a boner for a dude who would build me a house though

My guy is acting all kinds of nuts right nuts

Here we go

Sad that condom usage makes me so happy but look