Status Updates From Secret Weapon (Alex Rider #...

Christmas at Gun Point - Alex and his uncle are on a ski vacation in the US. Alex realizes looking back maybe he should have known maybe his uncle was a spy. - 4/5

Tea with Smithers - Alex and Smithers meet up for an afternoon tea, but he has some gadget trees

Secret Weapon - an assassin tries to get revenge on Alex, at the museum. - 4/5

High Tension - Alex goes on holiday on the Mediterranean coast. When his friend’s family suggested parasailing Alex heads out with talking house keeper. The two head to the beach and find adventure.

The Nan with Six Fingers - Alex and Jack are heading to the dentist. Alex notices some suspect chocolate bars and discovers a plot to get a man out of prison. - 4/5

Alex in Afghanistan - Alex is sent to take pictures of a terrorist group in Afghanistan. He is betrayed and the mission a failure… or is it? - 4/5

Alex: i cant imagine killing anyone
Also Alex: *constantly bashes people over the head*

Changing "i wondered if they were gay" to "i wondered if they were lawyers" is... certainly a choice