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this is a fever dream but it does keep my mind off things

“So UNC-Greensboro offers a dance degree, and so does UNC in Charlotte. They’re both accredited by the National Association of Schools of Dance.” -

This author has never even met someone from NC. It's UNCG, not UNC-Greensboro, and it's UNCC or UNC Charlotte. Also, there are other colleges in the state. Why are you only picking from the state schools?

Why is it that everyone in these 2 and a half families has slept with each other? No wonder Callum's kids are literal f-boys because apparently every adult figure in their life was too!

I am so done

I don't believe this takes place in North Carolina, I just don't. Also, when will something happen? This whole book is full of nothing

Hey, did you know Brooke had a BA from North Carolina State?”
- Tell me you have only ever read the name. No one, and I mean no one, calls it North Carolina State. It's NC State or just State. Get a grip.

“This is weird, right?” I blurt out when nobody says anything. “I mean, he just came back from the dead.”
Easton shrugs. “Told you Uncle Steve was a baller.”

I don't even know what to say... this whole book is already ridiculous