Status Updates From The Widow Next Door

Wait a damn minute… is the wife across the street… the elderly widow? Is that the twist? Did the widow, insane from years of isolation and loneliness, manifest and project her memories onto “new neighbours” across the street? 🚬🫩

Goooooolly does this old woman love to yap and yap and yap. There’s only so much I can read about tea, staring out the window and the hyper-detailed, mundane dialogue of an elderly widow harping on about her ailments and loneliness before I can’t do it anymore. Get to the point already.