Status Updates From The Road to Oregon City (Th...

(note - I'm picking percentages that seem to best fit how much I've read total, since this is a "choose your own" book) So I successfully made it to the "right" ending (there's only one) so now I'm going back and reading all the alternate paths to see how many ways I can die in this one. Hehe. I did that as a child too both because I wanted to be sure to read everything and because I'm morbid.

I fell off a cliff

Don't die of dysentary