Status Updates From Famous People

iowa mention is crazy

“number 18, right buttcheek” the tattoo diagram just being visually described is so funny it makes me want to get the physical book to see if these are drawn out

i feel as though anyone complaining about the use of the word “like” in this book is mad because it’s making them realize how much they use it too and they’re worried they sound like the narrator

immediately so funny because this is genuinely how i think most famous people sound when they try to sound “deep”

Must read this for my goat